“The answer to life, the universe and everything is Equestria Inquirer #42. Man, this answer’s pretty lame. Anyway, Joe uncovers the secret that anything Pinkie Pie does is funny, no matter how tragic. TechRat uncovers the secrets of the Derpy fan club. Truthy uncovers the secret of puns. And Lttmoose uncovers the secret of clowns. The secret of clowns is almost as frightening as the secret of puns, by the way. Thanks for reading!” – Joe Stevens

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